Macabre Lovers T-Shirts

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Hitcher/Grim Reaper

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Date Night

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Decaying corpse

A thief steals a heart

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Poetry reading nightly

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"I just love take-out."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

The Grim Rapper

"Mom!!"

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Meet the Artist

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"