Macabre Lovers Pillows

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Hitcher/Grim Reaper

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Date Night

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Decaying corpse

A thief steals a heart

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I just love take-out."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Poetry reading nightly

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Meet the Artist

"Mom!!"

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

The Grim Rapper

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Death Guard