Lover Of The Macabre Pillows

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"I feel like our ritual Illuminati death orgies have become routine Illuminati death orgies."

Poetry reading nightly

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Monster in the filing cabinet.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Decaying corpse

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Route 666.

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Mom!!"

The Grim Rapper

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Back in 15 min."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

At death's door

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Skeleton scientists

Death Guard

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."