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Ghost School.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Monster Baseball

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"What a way to go."

Decaying corpse

No Right Turn (monster)

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Poetry reading nightly

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"He loves me!"

"Mom!!"

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.