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Ghost School.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Monster Baseball

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Salvador Dali's cats.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Decaying corpse

"What a way to go."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Poetry reading nightly

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Mom!!"

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.