Fashionable Reaper Fans Gifts

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hi again

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

"I'm thinking about going big."

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.

Charleston dance.

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

Fall Foliage Walk. Ooh. Aah.