Reaper Appreciator Gifts

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"You may need to seek professional help."

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Sorry, pal, no - there's no rest stop for the wicked.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Michelangelo's David

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Rainy Day.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Man on Plane looks out the window and sees the Grim Reaper.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Hedgehogs revenge.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

The End.