Reaper Appreciator Pillows

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"You may need to seek professional help."

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Michelangelo's David

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Hedgehogs revenge.

Man on Plane looks out the window and sees the Grim Reaper.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Rainy Day.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

Grim Reaper - Hockey

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

The End.

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.