Reaper Enthusiast Pillows

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Hi again

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Nevermore.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Come on - let me guess again."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

It's called a scythe

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"You may need to seek professional help."

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.