Raptor Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Velocirappers

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A little bird told me...

Broomstick crash.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Rubbish Carousel

"Overkill, dude."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Pirates

"Repeat after me..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Service."