Raptor Enthusiast Prints

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Velocirappers

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Broomstick crash.

A little bird told me...

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Rubbish Carousel

"Overkill, dude."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Service."

Pirates

"Repeat after me..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'