Rap Appreciator Gifts

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Beware of Dawg.

Men dancing

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

The Grim Rapper

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Projection

Hip hop Santa.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Rap-Nav.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Bling Crosby.

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"There goes that creepy music again...

Crunk

When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre cam along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to lau

At the CD shop.