Rap Critics Gifts

"These songs are so (bleeping) fake."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Giant Monster in Bath

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Projection

Rap-Nav.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

The Grim Rapper

Hip hop Santa.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.