Rap Critics Pillows

"These songs are so (bleeping) fake."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

Giant Monster in Bath

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Beware of Dawg.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Hip hop Santa.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Rap-Nav.

The Grim Rapper

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Bling Crosby.