Rap Gifts

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Bling Crosby.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

The country-rap scene

'All right! You Win! -- there IS something worse than Gangsta Rap!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"3 ayes, 2 nays and 1 whose 'Jiggy'with it"

Hip hop dude to dog, "Home, boy."

'If you don't like rap, you could just change the station.'

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

'What happened to good old fashioned music where you can't hear the words?'

"Oh hell, It's the grim rapper"

Jericho Revisited.

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

'I Hear Beeping! 'It's just the kids watching...'

"When did you start playing gangster rap?"

'Can you rap more slowly please?'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Musical ambitions

Snoop Dogg

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

"If you don't like rap, you could just change the station."

"Honestly, I saw this place as a stepping stone to my true calling!"

Hip hop frog listening to music