Rapping Gifts

"No-chance the rapper"

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Stuart – would you like to come up and rap some Tennyson for us."

Velocirapper

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'The music teacher told us to write a song for the Secretary of Education. The bad news is, I'm suspended from school now and the psychologist wants to meet you. The good news is, I sold my sonf to Eminem.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Rap music

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Beware of Dawg.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."