Rap Music Gifts

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Battle of the Gangsters.

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Gangsta wrap.

The Gangsters.

The Grim Rapper

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Beware of Dawg.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

The Grim Rapper

'I'll try the Gangster Wrap.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."

Velocirappers

"Frankly, if they want me to stop repeating swear words, they should stop playing rap music..."

'My old man said downloading Rap music online was illegal. So I played him some...he said it's ok 'cause that isn't music.'

Gift Wrap $1.00. Gangsta Wrap $2.50.

'If you can call yourself 'T-rex', I want to go by the name 'B-saurus.''

Veloci-Rapper

Amongst the Culturati II.

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

"D`you like Kanye West?"

"I think we should start a wrap group."

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

'It looks like another victim of Jack the Rapper, Sarge!'

So … Mort … you must be excited about those Trump people getting indicted. What a wonderful rhyme. Which brings to mind a rap I jotted down for this very occasion … (ahem) … They blighted, they ignited, got spotlighted, but denied it. They gaslighted, disinvited press ... 'cause they spied they mess ... like Eliot Ness ... Y'know ... that's actually not half bad. Boom! ... Indicted! Smited!!! ... peace out, Manafort.

Republican Rappers