Rap Rhythm Gifts

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Beware of Dawg.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

The Grim Rapper

Rap-Nav.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Hip hop Santa.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."