Rap Rhythm Gifts

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Veloci-Rapper

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Beware of Dawg.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Rap-Nav.

Projection

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Hip hop Santa.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

The Grim Rapper