Leaf Raking Guru T-Shirts

'Oh Hi!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Grades of booze

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Wrong Side of the equator.

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

A man waits for the last leaf to fall from a tree

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."