Rap Artist T-Shirts

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Actually, it's more of a rap."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Beware of Dawg.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Hip hop Santa.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

The Grim Rapper