Rap Artist T-Shirts

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Actually, it's more of a rap."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

Veloci-Rapper

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

The Grim Rapper

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Hip hop Santa.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"