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'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

The Grim Rapper

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

Bling.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

The Grim Rapper

'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

"I wonder if Eminem would like to come and have a go at our neighbours..."

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Beware of Dawg.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Musical ambitions

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Cool bling bro!"

"Honestly, I saw this place as a stepping stone to my true calling!"

"And what's this costume all about?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Job Hazards: Rapper's Back

"I'm sorry, the rapper is out of the office. Would you care to speak to someone in the posse?"

Riots in Spain about Pablo Hasél

"That'll be Calvin - he's a wrapper."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I know it's considered a crime against fashion to wear a tracksuit in public, but I'm a wannabe rapper."

Snoop Dog speak to a sellout audience (they all sold out years ago).

2 Live J. Crew

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."