Rapper T-Shirts

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

The Grim Rapper

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

US Rapper 50 cent files for bankruptcy

Bling.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

The Grim Rapper

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

"I wonder if Eminem would like to come and have a go at our neighbours..."

Fugees (Lauren Hill).

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Beware of Dawg.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Musical ambitions

Will Smith

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Cool bling bro!"

"Honestly, I saw this place as a stepping stone to my true calling!"

"And what's this costume all about?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Job Hazards: Rapper's Back

P. Diddy

"I'm sorry, the rapper is out of the office. Would you care to speak to someone in the posse?"

Riots in Spain about Pablo Hasél

"That'll be Calvin - he's a wrapper."