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Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'This is just the first step -- my ultimate goal is to invent roller derby!'

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'You must be living in the fastlane. That's your 4th set of wheels.'

'Ogg, does your invention mean we can race in the peloton?'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"You can get it and pay in small convenient installments, without down payment."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Caveman Puncture

"When are you going to discover something useful?"

"What does it do? A thing of beauty doesn't have to be useful."

"What's a patent?"

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

Hamster.

'It's my latest invention! Let's have a couple of drinks and we'll go for a ride on it.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'I invented it to commemorate National Doughnut Month.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Touring Cyclist

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Bob's Driving School.

Mister Pretty Shoes

A smiling cyclist

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'