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Bob's Driving School.

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

A smiling cyclist

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Hamster.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."