Knee Brace Enthusiast Gifts

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Gary turns 40.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Medical Supplies

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"If you need anything just wink."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"I have bad knees."

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

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