Knee Brace Enthusiast Pillows

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Gary turns 40.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sergey Rahmaninov

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Medical Supplies

"If you need anything just wink."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

It's much easier on my knees.

'We may as well make use of you.'

"I have bad knees."

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

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