Knee Protection Enthusiast Pillows

Man selling kneepads to desert crawlers.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Gary turns 40.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"I have bad knees."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Snail Shoes

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Pick Your Own

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'

Welcome to Pasadena. Little old ladies in sneakers are not allowed.

The frustration of a nagging injury.