Knee Protection Enthusiast Pillows

Man selling kneepads to desert crawlers.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Gary turns 40.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

It's much easier on my knees.

"I have bad knees."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

Snail Shoes

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Pick Your Own

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

'That's my trick knee.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs.

'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Fighting Covid

Welcome to Pasadena. Little old ladies in sneakers are not allowed.