Knee Slap Experts Pillows

Clancy: Advice for an Injury

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Gary turns 40.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

"I have bad knees."

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

It's much easier on my knees.

Stairway to Knee Surgery

"I recommend that you have a knees op Mother Brown."

You need a knee replacement -- We'll put in an actual spring in your step!

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'That's my trick knee.'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"Your weight is one of the reasons your knees need replacing, so replacing them with pizza wouldn't be wise."

Man selling kneepads to desert crawlers.

Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs.

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

"Knee replacement? Can I have it replaced with chocolate?"

The frustration of a nagging injury.

"Keep working on his right knee, you're weaing him down."