Braces Bearers Gifts

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Shark with Braces.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

King Richard I

Businessman Panhandling

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

'Does my gum look big in this?'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

Will work for dental plan.

"I just found out what braces cost."

For Timely Filing

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

1970 vs 2020