Braces Bearers Mugs

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Shark with Braces.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

King Richard I

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Businessman Panhandling

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

Will work for dental plan.

'Does my gum look big in this?'

"I just found out what braces cost."

For Timely Filing

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."