Braces Gifts

Shark with Braces.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

"What the hell is a jack?"

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Games on a train.

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

Tank