Braces Prints

Shark with Braces.

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

Games on a train.

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"What the hell is a jack?"

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

'Does my gum look big in this?'

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals