Getting Braces Prints

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

"I just found out what braces cost."

1970 vs 2020

Shark with Braces.

'Does my gum look big in this?'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Will work for dental plan.

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Dentist Training School.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"