Brace Care Prints

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Shark with Braces.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Two men in barber shop

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Baby clinging to beard

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'You're very tense today.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"It's my emotional-support beard."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Oh, for pity sakes, I've seen backhair before!'

"A lot of leaves stuck in here. You haven't been flossing, have you?"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'