Brace Face Prints

Teeth with Braces.

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Medical Cabinet

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Sergeant Stripes

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Painting dad's face