Brace Face Prints

Teeth with Braces.

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Medical Cabinet

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Sergeant Stripes

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

Painting dad's face