Boss Enthusiast Gifts

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

'Need I remind you who is boss here?'

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

The MBA Draft

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bumble Bee

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Growing a business....

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"I like to keep things simple."

Intelligent dog.

Developing links within business.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

And the third quarter projection