Bossiness Aficionado Gifts

'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

Corporate Whore.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'Corporate Sydney'

MI5 Press Office

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'We're not clear who is running your company.'