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'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'Corporate Sydney'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

MI5 Press Office

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'