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'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'You should see Mr. Feeney in Room 201, sir -- he's our Vice-President in charge of unwelcome visitors.'

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'I don't get along with my peers, but unfortunately, I have none.'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

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"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

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"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."

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'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.

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'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

Sales chart drips into coffee cup.

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

The Difference Between Politicians and Businessmen