Bronze Enthusiast T-Shirts

Painting over tan lines.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'He lost his whistle,'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'