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'I just converted my life savings into silver.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Posh Easter Egg

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Birth of Darth Vader

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!