Precious Metal Enthusiast Pillows

'I just converted my life savings into silver.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."