Precious Metal Aficionado Pillows

'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Queen

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'Nice bling.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"