Metal Enthusiasts Pillows

Bris

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Upper or lower body workout?"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

A bulge of bodybuilders

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'Monged too much this week?'

Hard-working.

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

Metal Defective.