Metal Enthusiasts Gifts

Bris

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

A bulge of bodybuilders

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

Hard-working.

'Monged too much this week?'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"