Metal Mouth Enthusiasts Gifts

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Brain Bomb Detector

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Pesos!

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Metal Defective.

Author who wants his novel pierced.

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Kkerching."

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

Truck Stop Artist

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

'Have you ever considered 'Anger Management' instead?'