Metal Mouth Enthusiasts Prints

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"...it's another metal detector."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Brain Bomb Detector

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Pesos!

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Metal Defective.

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

"Kkerching."

Truck Stop Artist

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Dentist climbing into a mouth.