Iron Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Long suffering cricket wife

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

Woman tangled up ironing

"Iron Man Competition"

Pressing Problem

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Upper or lower body workout?"