Iron Age Enthusiast Pillows

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Too much club."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

Pressing Problem

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'