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"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Islington Angels.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

Stan's OK Deliveries

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

Bris

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

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"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Why does this have an expiration date?'

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"