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'Monged too much this week?'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

9-Iron Man

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

'I guess what I'm basically looking for is a man who can pump as much iron as I do.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

Unclear on the concept.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Ironing day.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Knight/Bird.

Pressing Problem

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Woman tangled up ironing